March 2012
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I'm punishing myself for goofing off by forcing...
Therefore, no more Tumblr. :(
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February 2012
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Anonymous asked: so how are you on relationship advice?!
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
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Remember how I can't miss any more work meetings...
Well apparently our meeting today is canceled.
The reason I missed the other two that put me in this precarious position is because we hadn’t had one the week before and I forgot about them. If we keep not having these meetings, I can’t make them part of my Monday routine.
However, the reminder alarm that I set last week for every single Monday for the next 2 months just went off, so...
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queen-moriarty:
limiculous:
Yes, it’s violin....
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
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Sometimes I think about what my life would be like...
It would probably be a lot easier and happier, but far more boring.
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me: wow I'm actually happy right now
life: lol now hold on just one minute
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I just realized that I've had a Facebook for over...
December 2005 through now. So weird to think I’ve actually been using it consistently for all that time. It’s a pretty accurate depiction of my life.
Also, my Tumblr is almost 2 years old!